My best Facebook comments ever…
This potent stuff gave me fresh breath instantly. Then as I kept brushing my quickly freshening fangs, I realized I was crying mint julep tears. This concoction is so mighty, my intestines are certainly now menthol coated tubes of green and I think even my butthole has fresh breath and probably peppermint stripes. I’ll be shitting Junior Mints for a week.
I’m so sick of shoppers who push past me and act like they’re in a hurry. From now on, I’m going to join in, side by side, treat them like competition, make eye contact, sweat, stretch… push ahead and WIN!
Lightning Fireball, Chatsworth, Illinois
photo via dennis
Fuck this road in particular.
"Which star you look alike?"
But what the hell does it mean?
Facebook algorithms finally get it right.
Just updated my profile pic and cover photo. My best one yet.
My food is both mad and fabulous.
Anne has room for another face on her neck.
One day’s worth of dishes…