The Gawking Dead

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This potent stuff gave me fresh breath instantly. Then as I kept brushing my quickly freshening fangs, I realized I was crying mint julep tears. This concoction is so mighty, my intestines are certainly now menthol coated tubes of green and I think even my butthole has fresh breath and probably peppermint stripes. I’ll be shitting Junior Mints for a week.

This potent stuff gave me fresh breath instantly. Then as I kept brushing my quickly freshening fangs, I realized I was crying mint julep tears. This concoction is so mighty, my intestines are certainly now menthol coated tubes of green and I think even my butthole has fresh breath and probably peppermint stripes. I’ll be shitting Junior Mints for a week.

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I’m so sick of shoppers who push past me and act like they’re in a hurry. From now on, I’m going to join in, side by side, treat them like competition, make eye contact, sweat, stretch… push ahead and WIN!

I’m so sick of shoppers who push past me and act like they’re in a hurry. From now on, I’m going to join in, side by side, treat them like competition, make eye contact, sweat, stretch… push ahead and WIN!

Filed under shopping in a hurry competition